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US midterm elections: Over 58 million Americans cast early ballots

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 04:46 pm
US midterm elections: Over 58 million Americans cast early ballots — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Over 58 million Americans cast early ballots in the 2024 US midterm, spotlighting a referendum on Donald Trump.

The UNHINGED Take

58 million early ballots crush Trump’s ego, Democrats snatch House, Senate still a puppet, voting proves the U.S. cannot breathe under his delusion.

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The Bottom Line

TRUMP HAZARD / 10

58 million early ballots crush Trump’s ego, Democrats snatch House, Senate still a puppet, voting proves the U.S.

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58 million early ballots crush Trump’s ego, Democrats snatch House, Senate still a puppet, voting proves the U.S. TRUMP HAZARD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/us-midterm-elections-over-58-million-americans-cast #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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