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US midterms: Talarico seeks to break Democrats' 30-year losing streak in Texas

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 04:45 pm
US midterms: Talarico seeks to break Democrats' 30-year losing streak in Texas — World Wire
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The Straight Version

In Texas, Democratic candidate James Talarico is leading the polls ahead of a high-stakes US Senate race against Republican Ken Paxton. The contest is one of the most closely watched battles of the midterm elections, with Democrats hoping to end a 30-year losing streak in the state. FRANCE 24's Andrés Espinal reports from Austin, Texas.

The UNHINGED Take

"US midterms: Talarico seeks to break Democrats 30-year losing streak in Texas" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"US midterms: Talarico seeks to break Democrats 30-year losing streak in Texas" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"US midterms: Talarico seeks to break Democrats 30-year losing streak in Texas" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/us-midterms-talarico-seeks-to-break-democrats-30 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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