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US midterms latest results: Mississippi Senate race 'neck and neck'

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 09:22 am
US midterms latest results: Mississippi Senate race 'neck and neck' — World Wire
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The Straight Version

The Mississippi Senate race remains too close to call as vote counting continues in the US midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending millions just to see two swamp creatures deadlocked in a state where progress goes to die. Watching Mississippi struggle to count paper is pure entertainment for the abyss.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN FAILURE / 10

Imagine spending millions just to see two swamp creatures deadlocked in a state where progress goes to die.

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Imagine spending millions just to see two swamp creatures deadlocked in a state where progress goes to die. COLLECTIVE BRAIN FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/us-midterms-latest-results-mississippi-senate-race-neck #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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