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World record 53 red cards shown in Brazil football match

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 03:48 am
World record 53 red cards shown in Brazil football match — World Wire
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The Straight Version

53 players and staff were red‑carded in a Brazil U‑20 brawl.

The UNHINGED Take

Brazil's football turned into a live slaughter‑demo. 53 thugs got the red slip, proving it’s the world’s least‑eventful stadium of pure chaos.

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Brazil's football turned into a live slaughter‑demo.

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