The Straight Version
G7 foreign ministers are meeting in Paris to discuss escalating tensions in Iran and Ukraine.
The UNHINGED Take
Rubio is showing up to Paris with the diplomatic equivalent of a wet paper towel while the world burns. Watching these suits pretend they have a plan is top-tier comedy.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CIRCUS ACT / 10
Rubio is showing up to Paris with the diplomatic equivalent of a wet paper towel while the world burns.
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Rubio is showing up to Paris with the diplomatic equivalent of a wet paper towel while the world burns. ABSOLUTE CIRCUS ACT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/all-eyes-on-rubio-as-iran-ukraine-set #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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