The Straight Version
French Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu announced on Monday that a planned 1.6% increase in the minimum wage would be brought forward from January to December after holding talks with trade unions and business leaders over the cost-of-living crisis that has fuelled weeks of unrest across France. The increase fell well short of the demands of unions, which have called for fresh protests in the coming days.
The UNHINGED Take
"French PM brings forward 1.6% increase in minimum wage in bid to calm protests" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"French PM brings forward 1.6% increase in minimum wage in bid to calm protests" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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