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At least 28 die in eastern China shoe factory blaze

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·9 Jul, 03:11 pm
At least 28 die in eastern China shoe factory blaze — South Africa
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The Straight Version

A blaze in an eastern China shoe factory killed at least 28 workers.

The UNHINGED Take

Listen, 28 poor souls were bonked to dust in a shoe-making nightmare – a disaster that screams of bungled fire safety and a drought of responsibility. The government's namby‑pamby response is a joke, like they've been trying to slip on a banana peel while wearing fire‑resistant boots. This fire is a message: if you ain’t fixing your own damn safety, you’re about to be sizzling on the same grill, huh!

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Listen, 28 poor souls were bonked to dust in a shoe-making nightmare – a disaster that screams of bungled fire safety and a drought of responsibility.

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Listen, 28 poor souls were bonked to dust in a shoe-making nightmare – a disaster that screams of bungled fire safety and a drought of responsibility. BLASTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/at-least-28-die-in-eastern-china-shoe #UnhingedWorld

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