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Attorney’s killing sends shockwaves through legal fraternity after Joburg shooting

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·3 Nov, 09:57 am
Attorney’s killing sends shockwaves through legal fraternity after Joburg shooting — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Police have opened two counts of murder as detectives work to establish who was behind the shooting and what prompted the deadly attack.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Attorney’s killing sends shockwaves through legal fraternity after Joburg shooting: "Attorney’s killing sends shockwaves through legal fraternity after Joburg shooting". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Attorney’s killing sends shockwaves through legal fraternity after Joburg shooting: "Attorney’s killing sends shockwaves through legal fraternity after Joburg shooting".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Attorney’s killing sends shockwaves through legal fraternity after Joburg shooting: "Attorney’s killing sends shockwaves through legal fraternity after Joburg shooting". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/

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