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Political parties asked to improve service delivery in Alexandra

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·3 Nov, 04:18 pm
Political parties asked to improve service delivery in Alexandra — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Alexandra residents demand political parties improve service delivery.

The UNHINGED Take

Serve‑delivery promises from MPs are like mopped potholes—clean on the surface, still dripping leaks. We only know if they coin giggles or ginmunk!

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Serve‑delivery promises from MPs are like mopped potholes—clean on the surface, still dripping leaks.

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Serve‑delivery promises from MPs are like mopped potholes—clean on the surface, still dripping leaks. PIT FINGER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/political-parties-asked-to-improve-service-delivery-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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