The Straight Version
Three gunmen allegedly opened fire on a man's BMW near KwaMashu off-ramp on N2.
The UNHINGED Take
Bodies on N2, BMW AK47s, suspected hit by muppets still running loose units. KwaMashu security is absolute cook.
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The Bottom Line
SNAKELY BRAIN ROT / 10
Bodies on N2, BMW AK47s, suspected hit by muppets still running loose units.
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Bodies on N2, BMW AK47s, suspected hit by muppets still running loose units. SNAKELY BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/man-shot-in-alleged-hit-after-gunmen-open #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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