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Bishops belongs to its current pupils, not only its old boys

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·28 Oct, 03:00 pm
Bishops belongs to its current pupils, not only its old boys — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Bishops’ dispute over its Pride flag is less about two days of symbolism than about who gets to define the school’s identity: its current pupils or its old boys.

The UNHINGED Take

"Bishops belongs to its current pupils, not only its old boys" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Bishops belongs to its current pupils, not only its old boys" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Bishops belongs to its current pupils, not only its old boys" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/bishops-belongs-to-its-current-pupils-not-only #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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