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Mashatile calls on electorate to vote in numbers on election day

๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ South AfricaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Mail & Guardianยท28 Oct, 02:51 pm
Mashatile calls on electorate to vote in numbers on election day โ€” South Africa
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The Straight Version

Mashatile urged residents of Alexandra and Malboro to vote in numbers on election day.

The UNHINGED Take

Mashatile jabs Alexandra & Malboro to line up for the vote, claiming better service delivery, but the only thing he delivers is a feast of broken promises. Reality? Gorgonzola pizza for everyone, suits.

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The Bottom Line

DEBUNKED NO SERVICE / 10

Mashatile jabs Alexandra & Malboro to line up for the vote, claiming better service delivery, but the only thing he delivers is a feast of broken promises.

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Mashatile jabs Alexandra & Malboro to line up for the vote, claiming better service delivery, but the only thing he delivers is a feast of broken promises. DEBUNKED NO SERVICE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/mashatile-calls-on-electorate-to-vote-in-numbers #NZElection

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