The Straight Version
Eight-year-old Toheer Lewis died following an alleged firecracker incident reported to police this week.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine losing a life to a primitive explosive toy while the world burns in utter stupidity. Truly a tragic display of humanity's inability to handle basic fire sticks.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC / 10
Imagine losing a life to a primitive explosive toy while the world burns in utter stupidity.
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