The Straight Version
Facebook has suspended March and March leader Jacinta Ngobese-Zuma’s account, citing an alleged breach of its policy on adult sexual solicitation. The account holder has 180 days to appeal.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Facebook suspends Jacinta Ngobeses account over adult sexual solicitation violation: "Facebook suspends Jacinta Ngobeses account over adult sexual solicitation violation". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Facebook suspends Jacinta Ngobeses account over adult sexual solicitation violation: "Facebook suspends Jacinta Ngobeses account over adult sexual solicitation violation".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Facebook suspends Jacinta Ngobeses account over adult sexual solicitation violation: "Facebook suspends Jacinta Ngobeses account over adult sexual solicitation violation". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/z
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