The Straight Version
CDC reports 5,000+ measles cases, record high in 35 years.
The UNHINGED Take
CDC’s clownish janitor status shines; 5,000 kids choking on cholesterol of vaccines, black sheep of public health. This measles circus proves governments swallow cures like a tax‑snob.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
CDC’s clownish janitor status shines; 5,000 kids choking on cholesterol of vaccines, black sheep of public health.
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CDC’s clownish janitor status shines; 5,000 kids choking on cholesterol of vaccines, black sheep of public health. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/cdc-reports-more-than-5-000-measles-cases #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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