The Straight Version
EU prosecutors investigate Spain's fatal train crash, probing Spanish rail network, safety agency, and state auditors.
The UNHINGED Take
EU investigators sniff Spanish rail disaster, chasing the Spanish Rail Network Administrator, safety agency, state auditors like a muppet for nothing. Their incompetence keeps rolling like a train overspeeding into oblivion.

The Bottom Line
EU Muppet Pandemonium / 10
EU investigators sniff Spanish rail disaster, chasing the Spanish Rail Network Administrator, safety agency, state auditors like a muppet for nothing.
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EU investigators sniff Spanish rail disaster, chasing the Spanish Rail Network Administrator, safety agency, state auditors like a muppet for nothing. EU Muppet Pandemonium / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/eu-prosecutor-office-investigates-fatal-train-crash-in #NZElect
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