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EU prosecutor office investigates fatal train crash in Spain

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·7 Nov, 01:33 am
EU prosecutor office investigates fatal train crash in Spain — South Africa
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The Straight Version

EU prosecutors investigate Spain's fatal train crash, probing Spanish rail network, safety agency, and state auditors.

The UNHINGED Take

EU investigators sniff Spanish rail disaster, chasing the Spanish Rail Network Administrator, safety agency, state auditors like a muppet for nothing. Their incompetence keeps rolling like a train overspeeding into oblivion.

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EU Muppet Pandemonium / 10

EU investigators sniff Spanish rail disaster, chasing the Spanish Rail Network Administrator, safety agency, state auditors like a muppet for nothing.

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