The Straight Version
Cape Town airport hit by taxi war shootout, scaring tourists and investors.
The UNHINGED Take
CATA vs. CODETA turned airport into bullet booth; tourists sprinted like unripe mangos. Risk so high even pigeons took night shifts.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // AIRPORT BULLET BALLETGIF
The Bottom Line
TAXI WAR SHOCK / 10
CATA vs.
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CATA vs. TAXI WAR SHOCK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/crime-fears-threaten-cape-towns-tourism-appeal-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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