The Straight Version
News24 published a recipe for shaping soji into modaks stuffed with coconut, condensed milk, and cardamom.
The UNHINGED Take
Turning a perfectly good bowl of soji into a soggy, condensed-milk-filled stress ball is a crime against my ancestors. Absolute culinary witchcraft for people with zero taste buds.
The Bottom Line
DIABETIC FEVER DREAM / 10
Turning a perfectly good bowl of soji into a soggy, condensed-milk-filled stress ball is a crime against my ancestors.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Turning a perfectly good bowl of soji into a soggy, condensed-milk-filled stress ball is a crime against my ancestors. DIABETIC FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/diwali-soji-modak-with-coconut-filling #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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