The Straight Version
Cape Town mayor Geordin Hill-Lewis pledged to prioritize crime, jobs, housing, and service delivery for his new term.
The UNHINGED Take
Another round of blue-tinted fairytales from the DA playbook. Geordin is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the rest of us dodge potholes and pay for his PR fantasies.
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The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE GASLIGHTING / 10
Another round of blue-tinted fairytales from the DA playbook.
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Another round of blue-tinted fairytales from the DA playbook. COLLECTIVE GASLIGHTING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/hill-lewis-pledges-jobs-safer-streets-and-improved #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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