The Straight Version
News24 published a recipe for sweet Diwali idli made with flour, maize flour, yeast, and coconut.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine disrespecting tradition by turning a sacred savory dish into a yeasty, maize-infested abomination. This culinary hate crime belongs in a biohazard bin, not a kitchen.

The Bottom Line
CULINARY WAR CRIME / 10
Imagine disrespecting tradition by turning a sacred savory dish into a yeasty, maize-infested abomination.
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Imagine disrespecting tradition by turning a sacred savory dish into a yeasty, maize-infested abomination. CULINARY WAR CRIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/steamed-sweet-diwali-idli-with-coconut #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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