The Straight Version
Dolly Parton's manager dropped an extortion lawsuit against the singer's nephew, Bryan Seaver.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being such a useless parasite that you try to shake down Dolly Parton's estate. This nephew is a absolute muppet who deserves to be chased out of Tennessee with a broken banjo.
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The Bottom Line
PATHETIC GRAB / 10
Imagine being such a useless parasite that you try to shake down Dolly Parton's estate.
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