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Early results place PA among top three in Western Cape

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·5 Nov, 05:43 pm
Early results place PA among top three in Western Cape — South Africa
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At this point, the PA is the third biggest party in the City of Cape Town and second biggest in

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"Early results place PA among top three in Western Cape" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Early results place PA among top three in Western Cape" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Early results place PA among top three in Western Cape" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/early-results-place-pa-among-top-three-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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