The Straight Version
Mokonyane says residents expect municipalities to provide reliable water, electricity, etc.
The UNHINGED Take
Mokonyane's promises are as thin as last year's tap water—leaky, lukewarm, and free to sip. Kermits might actually deliver the hydrants, while the mob begs for a faucet.

The Bottom Line
BLIND MOKONYANE / 10
Mokonyane's promises are as thin as last year's tap water—leaky, lukewarm, and free to sip.
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