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Our priority is stable and functional local govts: Mokonyane

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·5 Nov, 05:40 pm
Our priority is stable and functional local govts: Mokonyane — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Mokonyane says residents expect municipalities to provide reliable water, electricity, etc.

The UNHINGED Take

Mokonyane's promises are as thin as last year's tap water—leaky, lukewarm, and free to sip. Kermits might actually deliver the hydrants, while the mob begs for a faucet.

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The Bottom Line

BLIND MOKONYANE / 10

Mokonyane's promises are as thin as last year's tap water—leaky, lukewarm, and free to sip.

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