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Family alleges Point police failed to open inquest after 75-year-old’s death

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·30 Oct, 02:13 pm
Family alleges Point police failed to open inquest after 75-year-old’s death — South Africa
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The Straight Version

The family of Poovathy Govender, 75, says delays followed her death outside Addington Hospital after Point police allegedly failed to open an inquest. SAPS had not commented at publication.

The UNHINGED Take

"Family alleges Point police failed to open inquest after 75-year-old’s death" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Family alleges Point police failed to open inquest after 75-year-old’s death" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Family alleges Point police failed to open inquest after 75-year-old’s death" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/family-alleges-point-police-failed-to-open-inquest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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