The Straight Version
The pair appeared at the Pretoria Magistrate's Court.
The UNHINGED Take
"Johnson, Khan granted R10 000 bail each" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Johnson, Khan granted R10 000 bail each" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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