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Five arrested in tactical NW police operation

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·31 Oct, 07:04 pm
Five arrested in tactical NW police operation — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Five police seized R350k worth drugs in Klerksdorp and Khuma during a tactical raid.

The UNHINGED Take

Five arrested during a tactical police raid while R350k drug cash makes them look rawer than a laid‑back mutton in a make‑do. Good luck, butter.

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Five arrested during a tactical police raid while R350k drug cash makes them look rawer than a laid‑back mutton in a make‑do.

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