The Straight Version
Haitians cheer El Salvador troops fighting gangs in Haiti
The UNHINGED Take
Bukele's troops are a banana peel in Haiti's jungle, sucking CFLs while the gangs still beat their guns dry. The nation applauds a snake on a teetotaler break

The Bottom Line
BRAIN DRAIN / 10
Bukele's troops are a banana peel in Haiti's jungle, sucking CFLs while the gangs still beat their guns dry.
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Bukele's troops are a banana peel in Haiti's jungle, sucking CFLs while the gangs still beat their guns dry. BRAIN DRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/haitians-cheer-el-salvadors-bukele-amid-gang-war #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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