The Straight Version
Donald Trump has asked mixed martial arts promoter Dana White to be his new White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Trump asks UFC boss Dana White to be his new press secretary: "Trump asks UFC boss Dana White to be his new press secretary". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Trump asks UFC boss Dana White to be his new press secretary: "Trump asks UFC boss Dana White to be his new press secretary".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Trump asks UFC boss Dana White to be his new press secretary: "Trump asks UFC boss Dana White to be his new press secretary". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/trump-asks-ufc-boss-dana-white-to-be #NZElec
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