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Halloween weekend shootings across US leave at least six dead, dozens wounded

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 12:49 am
Halloween weekend shootings across US leave at least six dead, dozens wounded — South Africa
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The Straight Version

A spate of shootings in nightlife districts and near university campuses across the United States over Halloween weekend left at least six people dead and dozens wounded, with Dallas recording the highest toll. Police were investigating multiple incidents in several states, while some suspects remained at large.

The UNHINGED Take

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