The Straight Version
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis tells reporters there appeared to be no casualties on the ground.
The UNHINGED Take
"Nine die in ‘cataclysmic’ Florida business jet crash" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Nine die in ‘cataclysmic’ Florida business jet crash" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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