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Hawks probe allegations against Afrirent over state vehicle contract

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·3 Nov, 10:00 am
Hawks probe allegations against Afrirent over state vehicle contract — South Africa
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The Straight Version

The Hawks are investigating allegations of corruption and fraud linked to Afrirent’s R8.5 billion state vehicle fleet contract. The company rejects the allegations, while workshop associations accuse it of unfair work allocation, payment delays and procurement irregularities.

The UNHINGED Take

"Hawks probe allegations against Afrirent over state vehicle contract" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Hawks probe allegations against Afrirent over state vehicle contract" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Hawks probe allegations against Afrirent over state vehicle contract" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/hawks-probe-allegations-against-afrirent-over-state-vehicle #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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