The Straight Version
A Zimbabwean designer is using forest-sourced materials to create fashion as an alternative to industrial textiles.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says avant-garde high fashion like wearing a shrubbery to the office while pretending it is not just glorified compost. Truly a masterclass in cosplaying a lawnmower accident.
The Bottom Line
COMPOST COUTURE / 10
Nothing says avant-garde high fashion like wearing a shrubbery to the office while pretending it is not just glorified compost.
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Nothing says avant-garde high fashion like wearing a shrubbery to the office while pretending it is not just glorified compost. COMPOST COUTURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/how-a-zimbabwean-designer-is-bringing-the-forest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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