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MK Party to hold final election rally in KwaMashu on Sunday

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·31 Oct, 07:15 pm
MK Party to hold final election rally in KwaMashu on Sunday — South Africa
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The Straight Version

MK Party holds final rally in KwaMashu Sunday

The UNHINGED Take

MK Party's KwaMashu rally looks like a low-budget circus—carrying more empty promises than a church last Sunday. eThekwini’s streets are trembling from the sound of their broken bones.

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MK Party's KwaMashu rally looks like a low-budget circus—carrying more empty promises than a church last Sunday.

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