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Novices deliver drama at the Berea Novice Pairs

๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ South AfricaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: News24ยท28 Oct, 09:39 am
Novices deliver drama at the Berea Novice Pairs โ€” South Africa
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The Straight Version

Novice bowlers at the Berea Bowling Club engaged in dramatic teamwork before Sunday's tournament matches even commenced.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams peak South African adrenaline like watching retired mannequins have a collective mental breakdown over a game of lawn bowls. Truly a riveting spectacle of absolute nothingness.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10

Nothing screams peak South African adrenaline like watching retired mannequins have a collective mental breakdown over a game of lawn bowls.

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Nothing screams peak South African adrenaline like watching retired mannequins have a collective mental breakdown over a game of lawn bowls. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/novices-deliver-drama-at-the-berea-novice-pairs #NZElection2026 #Unhinge

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