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Police boost deployments at Western Cape hotspots ahead of November 4 elections

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·3 Nov, 10:00 am
Police boost deployments at Western Cape hotspots ahead of November 4 elections — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Police force beef up at Cape hotspots for upcoming local elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Dyantyi's cancelled leave turns cops into an overtime army. 139 dockets, 48 arrests—elections look like a crime fest, not democracy.

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Dyantyi's cancelled leave turns cops into an overtime army.

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