The Straight Version
Police ended a standoff when an employee barricaded himself with a knife inside an office at a South African mall.
The UNHINGED Take
Oy, this is a straight-out of a bad movie, baby! One slasher in the entrance, all the cops pulling out rubber bullets like suits at a Sunday picnic. The guy hid in his office like a used car waiting for a dream. Meanwhile, the city still plays “wait, who’s fixing the potholes?” like it’s a decent plan.
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
Oy, this is a straight-out of a bad movie, baby!
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