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Rayners gives Cardoso timely boost as Sundowns march on in CKO

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·3 Nov, 07:20 pm
Rayners gives Cardoso timely boost as Sundowns march on in CKO — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Iqraam Rayners continued his scoring resurgence as Mamelodi Sundowns progressed in the Carling Knockout Cup, easing pressure on Miguel Cardoso ahead of their CAF Super Cup.

The UNHINGED Take

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