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Retreat clinic medicine shortages frustrate patients as Western Cape seeks national help

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·30 Oct, 02:00 pm
Retreat clinic medicine shortages frustrate patients as Western Cape seeks national help — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Patients at Retreat Community Health Centre face medicine shortages and long queues, while the Western Cape seeks national action on supply constraints and possible port-related delays.

The UNHINGED Take

"Retreat clinic medicine shortages frustrate patients as Western Cape seeks national help" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Retreat clinic medicine shortages frustrate patients as Western Cape seeks national help" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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