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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 12:22 pm
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens pay freezes and fare hikes if fuel costs jump due to Middle East conflicts.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary is blaming a regional war to justify his next cash grab while his staff eats dust. Absolute bottom-feeding vulture behaviour from an airline that treats passengers like caged livestock.

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The Bottom Line

COLD BLOODED GREED / 10

Michael O'Leary is blaming a regional war to justify his next cash grab while his staff eats dust.

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