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Shop freezers in six European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 12:54 pm
Shop freezers in six European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Hackers raised temperatures in commercial freezers across six European nations to 50C, spoiling inventory.

The UNHINGED Take

Digital terrorists turning expensive groceries into soup is the ultimate chaotic flex. Europe's cooling systems have the survival instinct of a soggy rusks in a flash flood.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE TECH CATASTROPHE / 10

Digital terrorists turning expensive groceries into soup is the ultimate chaotic flex.

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