The Straight Version
A fire at a store in Tsomo, Eastern Cape, killed six foreign nationals, with the police launching an inquest to determine the cause of the blaze
The UNHINGED Take
Ja, what a lekker mess, hey, six foreigners dead and now we got a whole inquest to figure out what went down, like our cops are actually gonna solve it, please, they can't even sort out the potholes on the N2, and now they're gonna get to the bottom of this fire, sommer, I got my doubts, bru
The Bottom Line
CHafka CHAOS / 10
Ja, what a lekker mess, hey, six foreigners dead and now we got a whole inquest to figure out what went down, like our cops are actually gonna solve it, please, they can't even sort out the potholes on the N2, and now they're gonna get to the bottom of this fire, sommer, I got my doubts, bru
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Ja, what a lekker mess, hey, six foreigners dead and now we got a whole inquest to figure out what went down, like our cops are actually gonna solve it, please, they can't even sort out the potholes on the N2, and now they're gonna get to the bottom of this fire, sommer
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