The Straight Version
Two suspected illegal miners were killed in a shootout with police in Roodepoort after reports of shots being fired in an open veld
The UNHINGED Take
Ja, those zama zamas were asking for it, running around like headless chickens, shooting their AKs willy-nilly, what did they expect, a tea party with the popo? Now they're pushing up daisies, serves them right for being so reckless, hope the rest of them get the message and stop making the rest of us look bad, eina
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
Ja, those zama zamas were asking for it, running around like headless chickens, shooting their AKs willy-nilly, what did they expect, a tea party with the popo?
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Ja, those zama zamas were asking for it, running around like headless chickens, shooting their AKs willy-nilly, what did they expect, a tea party with the popo? COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/two-suspected-illegal-miners-killed-in-roodepoort-police #UnhingedWo
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