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Voting stations close as local polls now move to counting phase

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·4 Nov, 08:02 pm
Voting stations close as local polls now move to counting phase — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Voters who were already in the queue before 21:00 will still be given an opportunity to vote.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Voting stations close as local polls now move to counting phase speedrunning total brain death: "Voting stations close as local polls now move to counting phase". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

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