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Western Cape exporters warn planned AGOA exit could put R13bn and 47 000 jobs at risk

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·3 Nov, 04:00 pm
Western Cape exporters warn planned AGOA exit could put R13bn and 47 000 jobs at risk — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Western Cape exporters warn AGOA exit could jeopardise R12.98bn GDP and 47,381 jobs.

The UNHINGED Take

AGOA exit? CEOs playing 'touch the gold, drop the Cape', draining R13bn like a busted tap, killing 47,381 jobs while US exports tumble 41% proving the decline's sweet to the whites.

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The Bottom Line

DISSOLVED DEBT /10

AGOA exit?

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AGOA exit? DISSOLVED DEBT /10 https://unhingednews.com/za/western-cape-exporters-warn-planned-agoa-exit-could #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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