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Western Cape patients get custom 3D-printed spinal braces in just 48 hours

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·6 Nov, 06:00 pm
Western Cape patients get custom 3D-printed spinal braces in just 48 hours — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Western Cape provides 3D‑printed spinal braces in just 48 hours.

The UNHINGED Take

Turns out, Cape citizens can now get 3D‑braces faster than some politicians get rid of debt. But half the country still waits 14 days for a cranking boot with a haircut.

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The Bottom Line

FAST FAIL / 10

Turns out, Cape citizens can now get 3D‑braces faster than some politicians get rid of debt.

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Turns out, Cape citizens can now get 3D‑braces faster than some politicians get rid of debt. FAST FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/western-cape-patients-get-custom-3d-printed-spinal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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