The Straight Version
A Democrat won a Kansas Senate seat for the first time since 1932.
The UNHINGED Take
Kansas finally crawled out of the dark ages just to sign up for another century of bureaucratic decay. Congratulations on swapping one flavor of stagnant political rot for another.
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The Bottom Line
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Kansas finally crawled out of the dark ages just to sign up for another century of bureaucratic decay.
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