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Democrat Jon Ossoff wins Georgia US Senate race

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·4 Nov, 12:59 am
Democrat Jon Ossoff wins Georgia US Senate race — UAE
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The Straight Version

Ossoff clinches Georgia Senate seat, handing Democrats a pivotal win.

The UNHINGED Take

Georgia's guillotine dropped a Democrat; Senate's still a clown car of errors. Ossoff's win feels like a rubber chicken in a rigged circus.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

Georgia's guillotine dropped a Democrat; Senate's still a clown car of errors.

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Georgia's guillotine dropped a Democrat; Senate's still a clown car of errors. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/democrat-jon-ossoff-wins-georgia-us-senate-race #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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