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UN elects five judges to International Court of Justice amid record cases

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·4 Nov, 01:03 am
UN elects five judges to International Court of Justice amid record cases — UAE
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The Straight Version

UN picks five new ICJ judges after multi‑round vote, final seat filled.

The UNHINGED Take

Took longer than a camel’s nap; UN wrestled five judges like a haggling harem of ballots. Diplomatic spitting coffee, while the world’s conscience sits on a zit.

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BRAIN‑WASHING WASTE / 10

Took longer than a camel’s nap; UN wrestled five judges like a haggling harem of ballots.

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