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FBI arrests man for sending over 700 threatening letters to US officials

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·4 Nov, 12:44 am
FBI arrests man for sending over 700 threatening letters to US officials — UAE
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The Straight Version

FBI arrests Oklahoma City man for 700+ threat letters laced with white powder.

The UNHINGED Take

Oklahoma's own powder‑pusher, 700 letters of terror now in FBI jitters, proves white deceit tastes like bureaucratic bleach. Who knew threats could be as common as a camel in a coffee shop?

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Oklahoma's own powder‑pusher, 700 letters of terror now in FBI jitters, proves white deceit tastes like bureaucratic bleach.

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