The Straight Version
Two goats cleared overgrown grass near a Tokyo railway station, becoming internet sensations.
The UNHINGED Take
Tokyo's instant celebrity system slapped a goat onto the catwalk; gods worship its nibble-shadow while commuters still wonder why the track's got a green carpet.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Tokyo's instant celebrity system slapped a goat onto the catwalk; gods worship its nibble-shadow while commuters still wonder why the track's got a green carpet.
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Tokyo's instant celebrity system slapped a goat onto the catwalk; gods worship its nibble-shadow while commuters still wonder why the track's got a green carpet. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/goats-on-weed-clearing-duty-become-unlikely-tokyo #NZE
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